Sex Offender Shuffle

Posted By Ryan

It’s always weird when you see one of your neighbors on the internet.

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Through The Eyes Of Semen

Posted By Ryan

Guess what? I have proven medical science wrong.  It’s not easy to be ALWAYS right.  Enjoy.

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You’re Fat After Thanksgiving

Posted By Ryan

Guess what fatty? Overeating on Thanksgiving left you with a bit of a mashed potato belly and your saliva still tastes like brown gravy.  Now, we need to point the finger somewhere and I’ll go ahead and point it at that third serving. Did you really need it?

For Christ sake, you’re little nephew went home hungry on Thanksgiving because someone (it was you) ate all the green bean casserole, which by the way isn’t ok to eat by the pound just because it has a vegetable in it. It’s like saying “Mmmm, these cucumbers are delicious, dipped in butter and fried.”  Continue reading...