RyanKreeps 2009: Top Moments
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RyanKreeps 2009: Top MomentsThis is one jam-packed highlight reel of a video. Enjoy!
Does the carpet match the drapes? It’s the kind of question that will ALWAYS grab the attention of that girl you’ve been quietly stalking across the room. Sure, ...
Students across America have finished up finals and are celebrating their hard work over winter break. Now, When I answered that last question to my remedial English final I ...
Guess what fatty? Overeating on Thanksgiving left you with a bit of a mashed potato belly and your saliva still tastes like brown gravy. Now, we need to point the ...
This is one jam-packed highlight reel of a video. Enjoy!

Students across America have finished up finals and are celebrating their hard work over winter break. Now, When I answered that last question to my remedial English final I jumped up, threw my paper and pencil in my teacher’s face, and told the television camera, “I’m going to Disney World!”. It’s hard to believe I’m still in remedial English I know.
After the confetti tapered off, I looked around at the poor, pathetic souls still taking the exams, and I thought to myself out loud what exciting plans they must have scheduled for their winter breaks. After several racial stereotypes I was finally asked to leave.
What the fuck does the apocalypse have to do with Abraham Lincoln? Everything.